We all turned our hairdryers on at the same time.
multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

(via thelazystrippers)

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4 months ago

you wanna see a disaster?

asciimiddlefinger:

play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”

Every. Single. Wedding.

(Source: coronalmassejaculation, via isacknewton)

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Posted
4 months ago

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via thehilariousblog)

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6 months ago
theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
6 months ago
timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

(via isacknewton)

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Posted
6 months ago

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

(Source: glennnrhee, via isacknewton)

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6 months ago